My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and it went everywhere, and he stared at it for like 5 minutes, sighed and then said ‘sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead’ and then he walked off without cleaning it up.
I told my dad a post about him has nearly 40k notes and he told me that he doesn’t understand what ‘tumblrering’ is but he doesn’t want to be involved in my lonely shenanigans.
When ever your friend is talking to another person you don’t know
and you’re just standing there like
(Source: hazwards)
- friend: there's nothing worse than death
- me: final seasons
- me: post-concert depression
- me: when there's no food
- me: fictional characters dying
- me: hipsters blogs
- me: your crush asks someone else out
- me: no wi-fi
- me: crocs
- me: auto play on blogs
- friend:
- me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you
That amazing moment when your teacher asks you to go and give something to another teacher
Taking as slow as possible to get there and get back.
(Source: popthatpoptart)
